Identification Woes Continue: I was pretty sure before I looked anything up that this was a Katydid. Turns out there are Greater Angle Wing Katydids and Lesser Angle Wing Katydids and even, catch this, False Katydids.
Then I began my online investigations only to discover that no matter what type of Katydid this is, it is most definitely of the adult female persuasion. That impressive bug penis? It is a characteristic "sword shaped egg laying structure". Seriously, some days I wonder why I even try.